Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge: Beginning

2022 Goals, Challenge, Humor, Life

Hello Beginning, here I am (again!). Though usually I embrace you as I would my sweet children, today.. I’m a bit salty.

I’ve seen too much of you, lately. I’ve felt frustrated; and, I’ve gotten so little done. I’m clueless as to how this must go.. in order to be successful.

Beginning, I don’t want to go past go without collecting $200 anymore. Monopoly.. my least favorite board game.. Beginning, no offense, but, I don’t want to continue seeing you. I’m ready for a solid foundation.

How do I do that? This whole process has felt forced.. and overwhelming. If this isn’t what I’m meant to do.. please direct me to the correct path. Would that be baby sitting? Would it be nanny work? Would it be teaching something? Please help guide me.

I need an end to this crazy circle of returning to you. Please help!

With much gratitude:

My mind

Written for #weeklypromptsweekendchallenge #beginning #whatamidoing #hereiamagain.

Blogmas Day 10🎄⛪🎄

Blogmas 🎄⛪🎄

10 Hilarious White Elephant Gifts

1. This one’s coming from SasiPrints on Etsy! An original, “Fully Vaccinated, Still Antisocial” sweater 😂🤣😂🤣 Head over to her Etsy profile and snatched one of these before they’re gone!


2. From The BigMouth Inc Store, here’s an original toilet mug ☕️🚽 ! This will certainty get the party rolling.

3. Visiting The Witty Yeti Store, you’ll find this awesome fake electrical outlet prank sticker pack! There’s 10 per pack! Shamelessly, I have to admit, I will be buying these at some point.

4. Deals In Sight suggests this hilarious gift. A stash safe disguised as a stick of deodorant. You could use it to put money in for the recipient. Many similar gifts available.

5. Pickle Addicts has the perfect gag gift.. None other than 7 piece Pickle Lovers Gift Pack!

Photo is a cropped screenshot from Amazon!

6. A AIFAMY Store, has this super sexy and and unmeasurably attractive 3D Dad Beer Belly Gut Fanny Pack.

7. If you’re looking to hit the single most last nerve, Amazon has a Screaming Goat 🐐 Book and Figure set. That’ll get people hollering.

8. This next one is ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS! I’d be forever grateful to whomever sends me this Retro Camera Shaped Toilet Paper Box Holder! You can find it via the hyperlink.

9. For the dirty dirty minds, here’s a site with 23 suggestions that’ll definitely accomplish a great laugh.

10. If nothing else works. If you just don’t think any other option suits the cause, these Encased masks bearded Santa masks might be your answer!

Whatever you take, just remember to laugh and have a great time! That’s the real spirit of Christmas!

Until Next Time,

Much Love to You,

Nova Namastè

Blogmas Day 3🎄⛪🎄

Blogmas 🎄⛪🎄

If you would like to send some Christmas cheer, please consider adopting a letter here: USPS OPERATION SANTA. Here’s additional information you may want to read: USPS Blog.

All ages; every wish imaginable. Santa has seen and heard it all! 😂😂😂 Enjoy!

Letters to St Nich🎅🏼

Published in Daily Mail
Published in Daily Mail
Published in Daily Mail
Published in Daily Mail
Published in Pelah News
Published in Baklol
Published in Baklol
Published in Idssmile
Published in Vital Mash
Published in Bored Panda

There’s so many more of these hilarious letters roaming the internet. Definitely check them out if you’re needing a laugh:)

Love & Light


They Hear Colors

Challenge, Humor
Photo by David J. Boozer on Pexels.com

The dash of sugar races the length of their veins. The giggles and hype begin to multiple. Their bodies pick up speed. The adrenaline becomes impossible to control. Sounds twinkle the silhouette of clusters displayed on the shelves. This place is much too small.

This moment is nothing short of ludicrous.
Sugar highs; damn🤦🏼‍♀️. 🤣😂🤣😂

“Kids!! One, two, Three, look at me!”


(Claps and repeats the same chant).

My second attempt was a bit more successful!(Only by a thin hair)

“We’re moving on to our next stop.”

[“Get them out of here!” my mind screamed.]

Hope you enjoyed!

Love & Light

Nova Namastè

#WDYS #99:

Challenge, Humor, Life
Photo Credit: Kendrick Mills on Unsplash

The darkness had become patches of light. It was the significant change within the last five miles.

On occasion, a warm yet comfortable breeze graced my skin. I thought I knew where they had taken me; but, I wasn’t entirely sure.

The smell of fish turned my stomach. It always had that effect on me. I’m allergic to it, I found out.

“Wha’ was that noise” a voice croaked. It caught me by surprise. Unfortunately, too suddenly for me to use it for my rescue.

“ Don’t make a sound ye fool. The beauty will hear ya!” a second angrily followed.

These “men” (and I questioned that choice of wording as it crossed my mind!) were only amateurs in the sport! Even with the disadvantage of blindness, I knew I could outsmart the enemy.

(oooff) I went down in the most gracefully awkward fashion, landing with my legs thrown off to the side. My torso slump over my knees; and, I face planted in the sand.

Their careless concern for my inability to see intensified my anxiety.

“CCHHHAAARRRLLLIIIEEEEE!!! Get down here right now and eat breakfast!!! You’re going to miss the bus!”

Charlie grumbled under his breathe. Tonight, he would come out victorious! That is, after he finished his nighttime chores and homework.

Lesson: Charlie’s imagination is unstoppable! His quiet nature hides the humor and wit of his character. You just can’t judge a book by its cover.

This was written for the What Do You See Challenge. All the details can be found right here.

Hope you enjoyed reading! Be Blessed!

Nova Namastè


haiku, Humor, Life, word of the day

Knocks at the front door.

I’m eating a juicy peach.

Food first. Guest must wait.


Photo Credit Free Library

Word of the Day Challenge: Juicy

Food & Netflix 😀 lol I’m too busy for unannounced company. 🤣🤣

Lesson here, I have messed up priorities; but, unexpected guests are yuck. Ha!

Stay Safe, Speak Life, and Spread Kindness!

Nova Namastè

Dash of Delight

Gratitude, Humor, Life, Mental Health, music, peace, positivity, self care

My One-Liner Story!
Boundaries: established & enforced by self love.

Photo by Aphiwat chuangchoem on Pexels.com

I hope you’re feeling fabulous, because you are!! This weekend is here, focusing on love. If nothing else, treat yourself to some self-care.

Here’s a couple gifts for you:) I hope they lift your spirits and fill your heart with joy!

Dance like no one is watching!

Isn’t she outstanding??!!!

Then, of course, we must have some laughter!

Until Next Time

Stay Safe, Speak Life, and Spread Kindness

Nova Namastè

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Getting Lucky

Challenge, Humor

This is being written for the Sunday Writing Prompt 😀 This week’s prompt is

You can find this prompt, as well as, many entries already written, here.

Josie had been through this a time or two.

She’d stand at the bar, with all her curves and confidence.

Transitioning came with many challenges; but, she was thankful she knew how they “thought”.

She wanted a drink,… From a man… But, not just ANY man..

As fifteen minutes passed, then thirty, all the wrong ones approached her thinking,

“I’m getting lucky tonight!”

The way they profiled her from head to toe. The way they slid, rather awkwardly, down the bar table. The way they allowed their cocks to do all the talking.

She chuckled. Time and time again, she gently disappointed them with…”Piss off,… my penis doesn’t want you.”

Each time, leaving them rather uncomfortable to stick around.

……. 😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

With Love and Light

Nova Namastè

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Cup of Creativity (#COC) Writing Challenge week 5: 08/10/20

Challenge, Humor, Mental Health, peace, positivity, self care, Writing
Photo taken by Kyle Glenn (Unsplash)

And the category is: humor ( Billy Porter Reference)

Hello:) I’m starting up a writing challenge.

Each week, I will post a prompt. The writer is to use the prompt to write a humorous piece/poem/prose. 

By doing so, I hope you feel some good in your week. 

The prompt will be posted on Monday @ 5:15 pm, EST. 

Please use the hashtag #COC so I’ll see all the entries. 

DATE: 08/10/20

This week tell me a personal humorous story about yourself.