Wishing For One-Liners

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1. I complained to my psychiatrist that nobody listens to me….
   ….He said, “Next.”
2. I’m on the rotation diet….
   ….Every time I turn around I eat.
3. My date last night wanted to go someplace expensive….
   ….so I took her to a gas station.
4. The first thing I notice when someone approaches me….
   ….The audacity.
5. I do whatever the voices….
   ….in my wife’s head tell me to.
   

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